Shut up

I do work!

Npc’s

Woot

Yay

Eek

An he sed ooly goo goo

He sure did

An thats the end of that chapter

Chapter 2398

In the begining

There was a green square

He/she had purple shoes

He/she also had no rights

Thus making the green square an outcast and poor

That poor poor square, but then one day

He was hit by a car and put in hospital

He was having the shittest day of her life

It ended up in the waste of the hospital because it was infectious

Yes, because in this world, getting hit by cars is infectious

Little did the square know but the colour of itself was not onrmal but actually gang green

“holy crap” he though as he lay among the various limbs in the hospital waste

Im a piece of shit

Then he got all radio active waste stuff infected and got super powers

With these super powers he took revenge in the people at the hospital and the whole nation for discriminationg against him

Then he met a lovely little yellow square

And rapped the shit out of her and threw money at her an told her to go wash up

Little did he know, he impregnated the yellow square, and little yellowish green coloured squares quickly invaded his hospital waste basket

He was then evicted by his own children an forced to go live in the uterus of a lady

I have decided that nobody should bathe until they are extra dirty
Their dirtiness shall be judged by the grottiness of their hair
If it is so oily and greasey you don’t really know if its wet or really dirty
Then they must bathe
Or if they are going out, like to a wedding or fundraiser
Clubs, bars and resturaunts don’t count
Well I guess the reeeaaally nice resturaunts can count

And then we can be all yay conservy water yay
And everyone will be happy
I sure our hygene will be maintained if we don’t shower during every spare minute of the day
It may do some good for the immune system too
Maybe, I’m no proffesional or anything
Just guessing

Also this is just a really crappy rant to take up time while I wait for a video to load
So I can watch it
Coz thats what you do with videos

Crush his limbs!
Whoa! What? Which ones?
All of them!
Wait? What? No! Those are all my favourite limbs!

No one said we had to go anywhere. Can’t you rescue me from here?

TUT QEUSTIONS

1. Against giving people indulgences for being good
2. Yay…my computer doesn’t know how to spell yay
3. Yay…what a silly computer
4. yay …very, very silly
5. I hate those squiggly red lines
6. They kill me
7. Well, not yet, but they will be the death of me
8. I will stick a fork into my computer because I will be so angry with it
9. I can only hope that is a plastic fork
10. I’m not religious
11. Humph!
12. Really silly computer, it can spell humph, but not yay
13. It can spell the sound made by a grunt, but not something that sound like a word, sort of
14. I think religion is a silly thing
15. But not as silly as my computer can be
16. Stupid thing can’t spell yay
17. Sarah….you talk lots
18. You are so opinionated
19. I’m not
20. TIME TRAVEL!
21. Lets go to the food library
22. I need food for chilli con carne
23. Mince
24. Kidney beans
25. Rice
26. Jalapenos
27. Some…saucy stuff 
28. I’ll look up the recipe before I leave
29. Maybe I’ll eat it with potatoes
30. No, rice and cheese is better
31. I feel so…uncultured right now
32. Everyone is talking about Martin Luther
33. And I’m trying to remember what to put in chilli con carne
34. Google will help me
35. With both topics
36. Food first though
37. Survival
38. Now, we discuss lectures
39. Holy crap, I don’t know what critical thinking is!
40. Something about analysing and evaluating and open mindedness
41. Be educated! That’s what BE stands for
42. Also it stands for Blood Essences
43. I need some of them
44. My weapon needs to be more sparkly
45. Yeah that would be cool
46. I could get more underlings that way
47. I need more minions
48. Such innocent little tackers
49. I love them all
50. As if they were my own children
51. Hi Sarah
52. Do you like my ramblings?
53. I see you nod
54. In modern western culture, that motion usually signifies yes or agreement
55. REFERENCES!
56. Natural selection is cool
57. It is sick as bro
58. Comparative embryology, and fossils, and comparative anatomy
59. Galapagos finches, as pretty cool
60. They are all an example of natural selection and stuff
61. ADAPTATION!
62. I can zone out now and not feel bad
63. I learnt all this in year 12 biology
64. Which was ok, I guess
65. But I really need to go to the food library
66. Eek! Exam questions!
67. HOLY CRAP MAN! My computer recognises the sound eek, but not yay  
68. This sucks ass
69. Its experiment time! We’re testing the effects of bullets on you! Tell us if this hurts – unskippable
70. Anyone who pulls their pants down to their knees, jams diamonds onto their teeth while living in a slum and treats women like their a dog to put your knob in is a stupid poisonous fuckwit regardless of if their black or white!
71. Not the words exactly, but Zero Punctuation is funny
72. I wish I had a giant chicken
73. Chicken arise! Arise Chicken!
74. The number next to this sentence is seventy four
75. I never cry in movies
76. Everyone just said they cried when the dog died in I Am Legend
77. What the bloody hell was he doing holding a crazy mutated dog in his lap
78. Regardless of how close he was to the bloody thing
79. It was going to eat his oesophagus!
80. It didn’t give a flying fuck about the good old days
81. Anyway
82. I wonder if I’ll get to one hundred
83. Is that…bacon?
84. No…its a chair
85. Really? Nah! You’re fucking with me
86. Seriously, its a chair
87. No! Look at it! Its all…bacony 
88. It … Is … A … Chair…look here, I’ll sit on it
89. NO! I was going to eat that!
90. How? Its a chair
91. You freak! You sat on my bacon
92. Its a chair, plus is wasn’t even yours in the first place
93. MY BACON! ARGH!
94. What are you doing with that axe?
95. BACON!
96. Wha………
97. The end
98. I’m nearly at the end now
99. Once I get to one hundred I will finish
100. Ok finish
101. Ok I lied
102. I’m not done yet
103. Because my tutorial is not finished yet
104. We are back to Martin Luther
105. I’m not a fan of religion
106. MORE debating
107. Same two people, good old Sarah
108. I’ve decided that religion is natures own way of keeping the population numbers under control
109. Because all wars seem to revolve around religion when you get down to it
110. But now nature’s strategy is failing!
111. Suck on that nature!
112. FAIL!
113. Think of something better
114. I’m sure you can
115. You seemed to have it all in check until you decided to create humans
116. Big mistake eh?
117. FIX IT!
118. Do a whole The Happening thing
119. Most boring movie ever
120. ATTACK OF THE MOSTLY INANIMATE TREES!

TAH-DAH!

HE DIED! I KNEW HE DIED ALREADY BECAUSE IT WAS A PREQUEL AND ALSO A REMAKE! BUT JEEZ, DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE ME BECOME SO ATTACHED TO THE BLOODY CHARACTER IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Anyway, I have just finished playing FFVII Crisis Core on PSP, I know I’m a bit late but I still finished it.

But I didn’t want to finish it precicley for this reason…..BECAUSE I KNEW HE WAS GOING TO DIE! BAAAAAAH!
What kind of video game kills off the main character….YOUR character, the one you nurture and cherish and help them grow and experience parts of their life with! WHO DOES THAT!

It was the most depressing ending to anything…..EVER! I was close to tears………OK FINE! I was in tears! But it was a real tear jerker ok!

He never got to see Aerith again, or read the 88 letters she sent to him while he was stuck in a test tube for 4 year. Poor Zack…
And poor Cloud too, because he goes and blames himself for everything for like a while game and a movie or so later. (Sorry if I get the facts wrong, all the intense fans, one day I will get through everything)

And that last battle you have with Zack, and the music playing! It just has “HE’S GOING TO DIE” written all over it. I was getting all glassy eyed even before the whole CGI movie bit started. The worts thing was…they made tou fight! You had to fight the hundreds of shinra army troops coming your way. Whoever made the game made you think, made you believe that maybe, just maybe, if you faught your way through the couple thousand troops, the ending would be different……but no, you just kept going, until all your potions and ethers had run out, and then it starts flahing between memories of people Zack met through his life. Flash, flash, then fight hoplessly al little more, flash, flash, flash…….and then you are down to 3. Poor Zack is exhausted, he struggles to lift your sword as you furiously hammer the X button, trying to make him attack, to kill those las three. But again, no, he falls to the ground. You are then confronted with a shinra troop, he points a gun to your head (by this time the point of view has gone from normal video game style where you can see the whole character, to seeing what Zack sees) and mercilessly empties a few bullets into your skull. Somehow though, he is still alive……………….and I just kind of told you how it end basically…….you were warned in the tagline of my blog that there would be spoilers……

I hate finishing games like this, because I get so dragged into the story line, I’d hate to finish it even if he didn’t die, I want the story to keep going on and on and on. But oh well.

I think I have calmed down now, and will go to bed, because I have a lecture at 830 in the morning…………..yay

Here, you can watch the sadest of sad endings too….if you want, if the video doesn’t work, go watch it here

Goodnight
XD

PS
I apologise if nothing makes sense, not because you don’t know Final Fantasy, but because the actual sentences don’t make any sense. It’s early in the morning/late at night sort of thing, and I am sad which somehow affects my ability to create sentences

25. Find the coordinates of the points that are 10 units away from the origin and have an x-coordinate equal to -6.

Enjoy!

Also I willl write something about, did vegetarians, who eat bread, and are vegetarians because they are all for animal rights, know that kangaroos and rabbits get shot to protect the grain that is used in their bread? Did you decipher anything from that long sentence with probably too many commas? I hope so.

Creepy cult guy
Ugly vampire
Mean clergyman #1
Mean clergyman #2

Just thought that was funny

I’m sorry, I tried to put the video her ebut its ot working
So instead I shall tell you how to get there
go to youtube and search magfest
watch the one with the orange man and green background
I thinks thats what it looks like…

oh and yes, my hair is rather black now, it was meant to go a reddish purple, but hey, that’s what you get when you do home dye jobs